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Jerry's Rules for vacuuming


  1. Plug the vacuum into only one outlet per level of your house.
    1. If the cord doesn't allow the vacuum to reach all of the level then it probably doesn't need to be vacuumed.
    2. The next time you vacuum try a different outlet, but remember only one outlet per level. 
  2. If there is something on the floor that the vacuum misses, keep going over it but NEVER pick it up with your fingers.
    1. If it can't be vacuumed it probably belongs there.
    2. Everybody has a job to do. Mine is to push the vacuum. The vacuum's job is to pick things up.                                                                                                                                                     

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